You Know You're Obsessed with The Academy Is... if:
Everytime you hear the name William you instantly smile.
You've wanted to go to Australia since the day you found out about Chislett.
You knew Barrington existed before Fast Times.
When you saw Sisky on TRL you yelled.
You have Williams Birthday in your calender, under the best day of history.
You cried watching P.S. I love you, when they played 'Everything We Had' in the funeral.
You know the story behind Santi.
You like the White Sox (baseball) because its Williams favorite team.
When you go to the doctor you can't help but sing the phrase that pays for him.
You've always secretly wanted to be Sisky's cat.
You saw The Cutting Room Floor 3 and know what shampoo William uses.
Your friends hate the band, and you try and force it down their throats.
You can't sleep the night before a concert.
Whenever you are faced with a challenge you can't help but wonder 'What would William/Chizzy/Carden/Butcher/Sisky do'
You go on youtube only to watch TAITV again and again
You think its funny that Chislett thinks baseball is weird and likes cricket
You've had Jack the camera guy hug you repetitively, and asked him for an autograph.
You've met Jack the Camera Guy.
You hate it when people call the band gay and defend them with your life.
You know every song in every album.
You know that the cover done by TAI of Mayonnaise by Smashing Pumpkins is better than the original.
You've named something you own after a band member.
You don't call the band members by their names (William is Bill or Beckett. Mike Carden is Carden. Micheal Chislett is Chizzy or Chislett. Adam T. Siska is Sisky Biz, and Andrew Mrotek is Butcher)
You wake up and wonder what the boys are eating for breakfast.
You saw a Mike Carden look a like walked up to him and asked him for a picture cause he looked like your favorite guitarist
You could sit and watch Butcher draw FOREVER.
You have hour long conversations with the merch guys about how much you love the band.
You've wondered about what gum they like.
Your mom knows the words to the Phrase That Pays
You write all your essays about how The Academy Is... saved your life.
You sing the TAI songs during class.
You forced your friends to sing the band members happy birthday, happy almost here day, happy santi day, and happy fast times day.
When the fan girls cried about Williams haircut you couldn't help but saying 'shut up, its hair, and he still looks beautiful . God, it grows back'
You watch the ending of Las Vegas Shakedown just to see William in shorts.
You find a way to connect every word you hear to a song.
Science reminds you of 40 steps
You have a picture of the band somewhere in your house. And your cellphone.
Every binder , notebook, and folder you have in school has a picture of one of the boys from the band.
You stare at Williams face for hours.
Your favorite song by Gym Class Heroes is 7 Weeks only because of the chorus.
William Beckett in 'A Little Less Sixteen Candles A Little More Touch Me' is one of your secret fantasies.
Last time someone said William looked like a chick, you punched them.
You ran around telling people about Vegimite with an Australian accent because when Chislett said it you couldn't help but going 'aw, he's soooo cute'
You've thrown personal possessions on stage.
You forced all your friends to draw you the band for your birthday.
Whenever someone says attention you say 'attention attention can I have all your eyes and ears to the front of the room, if only, if only for one second'
You laugh when you hear Eugene.
You sign all your papers Beckett, Chislett, Carden, Siska, or Mrotek.
You have bought all their albums though you've already downloaded them.
You've bought them twice.
You squeal when someone calls someone Santi.
You've imagined your marriage to someone from the band endlessly.
You have 'Im a better fan than you' competitions at venues.
You play In Our Defense when you get mad at your friends.
You forced your teacher to look up William.
She forced you to sing on of their songs.
You know all the adlibs to their songs.
You think that Mike Carden has the nicest hair flip.
You fell in love with flannel when you saw the flannel brothers.
You're reading this and thinking 'wow'
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